The Scarlet Diary...continued
March 12, 2014
Why does my human keep throwing the ball? He is so lazy and expects me to get it every time. I do enjoy the look on his face when I bring it back to him, but this craziness cannot go on forever! Doesnt he know American Idol is on at 7?
March 13, 2014
My human came home smelling like another dog again today. He even had a muddy paw print on his pant leg. What a jerk!
March 14, 2014
Why does my human keep lighting that candle? It is such a disgusting smell. I try to cover it with my aroma that my human calls a fart. Other humans do not seem to enjoy the fragrance as much as I do. They leave the room and I get to enjoy the tv all to myself. Suckers!